Twilight Sparkle could barely walk through Ponyville without being accosted by the sounds, the actions, or even the smells of the satyrs.

They ran rampant through the town, laughing, dancing, drinking, cavorting, breaking things... the list went on and on. They had been in Ponyville for months now, and even were beginning to make a settlement on the outskirts—it was clear they showed no signs of leaving soon.

At first, it had been tolerable, Twilight thought as she ducked under a hastily thrown glass of cider and attempted to drown out the sound of music and shouting, but having a nonstop disorderly rave in the middle of the village was becoming ridiculous, and though nearly everypony thought it, no one had the heart to forcibly remove the satyrs. They had come from the Everfree, and sending them back there seemed almost unequine.

Twilight needed to think of a way for the two races to live together in harmony, one that would no longer disrupt the townspeople but would keep the satyrs happy all the same. She had tried reasoning with their leader only to find they didn't have one, she had tried diplomacy only to discover that their version of that was a drinking contest and she couldn't hold her liquor like them, and any attempt at a display of power was met by laughter. No one was scared of the fluffy horse princess.

What she needed was a subject to test her new theory on. She had tried all of the conventional means of persuasion, but one remained in her mind, one aspect of the satyr culture that she knew nothing about, and that was their sex drives. She had seen the way they danced, writhing and bumping bodies in broad daylight without a care in the world, and she had to assume that they were quite promiscuous, but she couldn't be sure without some form of analysis.

Twilight watched as Vinyl Scratch—who was being paid up to the neck in precious gemstones by the satyrs—tried to shoo a sleeping couple off of her decks. This was seriously getting out of hoof.

Okay, act now, think later. That wasn't exactly Twilight's usual modus operandi, but it would have to suffice in this situation, as there was no rational thought in the cacophonous racket. Narrowing her eyes, she searched through the bedlam for an appropriate subject, somesatyr that was alone, seemingly happy, and could probably use a few extra bits.

Her eyes focused on one in particular, a shorts and crop top girl with big purple wings and a light blue hair, her horselike legs long and slender, her human body toned and smooth, sporting moderately sized breasts and a tight ass, dancing and throwing her body to the beat.

Twilight approached her, reaching up and tapping on her side, causing her to turn around and narrow her eyes. "What do you want, short pony?"

"Uhh..." Oh wow, Twilight really hadn't thought about how she was going to phrase this. "I'm looking to evaluate how the satyr body responds to certain stimuli, and as such—"

"Yeah, yeah, break it down for me. What do you need?"

Well, guess it's easier to be blunt anyway. "I want to see how a satyr is affected by sexual stimulation."

The satyr raised an eyebrow, a grin on her face. "You wanna fuck me, is that it?"

"Well, not exactly. I want to, err, get you off. For science."

For what might have been half a minute, the satyr seemed to consider Twilight's proposition, but Twilight guessed that was the ecstasy she appeared to be on. "Yeah, sure, that sounds great. You wanna do it now? I could go for a quick session."

"Wait, really?" Twilight's eyes were wide, her mouth agape. How in the hell had that worked?

"Cute little princess comes up to me and offers to get me off? I'd have to be mad to say no, wouldn't I?"

Huh. When she put it like that, it made a lot more sense. Twilight had to hide her blush at being called cute, but above anything else, she couldn't believe she was going to get to go ahead with this! And it had been so simple to put into motion, too! Looking at her, she really was cute and peppy too. Still, gotta try and maintain a level of decorum. "Right, so the pay for this would probably be about—"

"I get paid for this too?!" She turned around, looking like all of her birthdays had come at once, and shouted to the crowd of her people and the odd few ponies. "Hey, everyone! This princess is paying to fuck me!"

"Woo!"

"You go, Star Runner!"

"I always knew you'd amount to something!"

Twilight's muzzle burned red, but it paled in comparison to the excitement she was feeling. This could be such a huge development for Equestria, solve all of their problems getting along, and be a chance to study another mysterious species! She was broken from her reverie when the satyrs around her actually began chanting.

"Star Runner, she's a crazy bitch!
Ain't got no brains, she's completely thick!
But if there's one thing she can do for shit,
It's eating pussy and sucking dick! Woo!"

...maybe she was a little out of her depth, but she was sure her scientific demeanour would compensate, once she'd settled into things a bit more.

Star Runner was laid on a table in Twilight's experimentation room, which she had aptly renamed from 'the third library'. She'd been given some time to come down from whatever highs she might have been feeling, and at this moment, Twilight was going around collecting whatever she thought she might need for the coming session. Vibrators, a butt plug, nipple clamps, lubricant, a flogger, and plenty of lined paper.

Andddd maybe something special for later, if everything went as planned.

She levitated her bag of sordid instruments with a barely restrained glee, Star looking similarly excited as she wandered to the side of the room, searching for the finishing touch, the tool she would use to begin the evening's discoveries.

She found it quickly enough. Levitating the bottle over to her, she took a small string of her saliva and mixed it in with the existing fluid, watching it turn from a clear white to a light purple as she swilled it inside. This would imbue Star with a small measure of pony essence, making her a little more docile and receptive to Twilight's commands. She was a little trepidatious about giving it to her, but Twilight knew it could have no negative repercussions.

"So," Star said from her table, squirming and fidgeting in place, her wings splayed out. "What's the plan, princess?"

"First off, you drink this," Twilight said, walking over to the table and handing her the nebulous liquid, causing Star to cock her head, squinting at its contents.

"It's the same colour as your coat." Star giggled, swirling it around in the beaker as she watched it splash against the sides before settling. "Will it do anything funky to me?"

"You'll be completely safe, but you'll just, uhh... your senses will feel heightened. You'll enjoy what comes next a little more."

Twilight didn't need to say anything else, because Star downed that beaker like honey nectar, finishing the entire bottle in one short series of gulps and slamming it down on the side like a shot glass. She looked at herself for a few moments, then back at Twilight with a small pout on her lips. "I don't feel any different."

"Really? Are you sure?" Twilight smirked, taking a soft hoof and rubbing it over Star's belly, causing her to lightly convulse and huff from the sensation of having Twilight brush against her. Twilight worked her hoof in little circles over Star's belly button, swirling round and round as she looked up at her changing face, the girl beginning to bite her lip and tense her core as Twilight admired the smooth texture of her skin, so different to anything she'd felt before.

"Holy shit..." Star whispered through clenched teeth, quivering lightly from Twilight's slow and relaxed ministrations. "What did that stuff do?"

"Like I said, it makes your body react to things a little..." Twilight trailed off, trying to find the right word, but with the mixture of sensations and new experiences, her brain was feeling a little addled as she continued to stroke her new friend. "...better," she finished, controlling the urge to explore more of Star's body too quickly, knowing she had to ease her into things one step at a time.

She was still wearing her hot pants and crop top, and Twilight could imagine how easy it would be to get her to slip out of them, but she wanted to get attuned to her less intimate areas first, pushing and kneading her way up her stomach towards her shoulders, skirting around her sides and barely brushing her soft breasts as she went as Star whined and panted in place, her wings intermittently twitching.

"I'm guessing you've never been with a pony?" Twilight asked as she began to rub her shoulders. It was more out of curiosity than anything, but she kept a notepad and pencil suspended in her aura regardless, assuming that any information could be a benefit.

"Mmf... Not many ponies where I'm from, y'know. Are you all this good at touching each other?"

Twilight beamed from above her, her tail swishing over Star's legs as she continued to rub and push against her shoulders with a pair of hooves, gradually growing more comfortable with leading the experience, with being in charge of the whole thing. "I mean, maybe you're just not used to being rubbed by fuzzy hooves?" she pondered, tickling the edge of Star's collarbone with a short brush and snickering at the results—it was fun to watch her squirm.

"I could definitely get used to it..." she mewled, a slight gasp caught in her throat as Twilight pushed down harder, really taking control. The air between them felt hot as their bodies made contact, but still, Star made no moves against Twilight, not to touch her or to resist the pawing strokes she left against her body.

Twilight scribbled down some records of her reactions, finding that she was most sensitive on her stomach and neck, and that when she trailed her tail over Star's thighs, it evoked a horny little giggle, one that Twilight couldn't get enough of. She knew she was just indulging herself now, that this phase of the experiment was over and that she needed to move on if she wanted to keep good time, but something about teasing the pair of them felt a little more important to her than professional conduction as she felt a billowing blaze beginning to burn in her belly.

Still, whether it was her want to stay in the moment or her nervousness to proceed, Twilight managed to break through eventually, using her magic to levitate over her bag and unfasten it, careful not to show Star the contents. She wanted to keep her in suspense for as long as possible.

Twilight considered it, but she didn't want to use magic for this next part. Grabbing at Star's shorts with her hooves, wrapping them under the band, she began to slowly tug down as Star rolled onto her side and crossed one leg over another, the curves of her ass on full show as her shorts slipped over them, revealing furry and supple flesh underneath, similar to that of a pony.

The scent between her legs was enticing, and Twilight found herself moving Star back to how she had laid, spreading her legs and taking a moment to bask in the image of her wide hips and cute, tight little slit. She sketched a quick image in one of her notebooks, labelling it 'anatomy' and then flipped her over to get a likeness of her ass. Twilight wondered just how much of these images would be for personal use, as her magic recorded sketches almost perfectly.

Once she was done, she finally laid her hooves on Star's tight, voluptuous ass, softly spreading the cheeks and pressing down on them, feeling how firm she was and how her fur mingled with Twilight's. Twilight gave her a light squeeze, summoning a small squeal from Star as she considered nipping at her little tail, a sudden want that she could scarcely explain.

If there was one thing Twilight had learned so far, it was that Star looked absolutely delectable with her clothes off, but this wasn't about that. This was about studying her reactions, how her psyche responded to various motions, so now seemed like the time to give her a little stimulation.

She was already wet, her pussy slick and almost dripping with her arousal as Twilight pulled out a small pink bullet, setting it to vibrate and bringing it down to her thighs, letting it buzz and tickle over her as she clenched her legs, her pussy contracting from the feeling as Twilight drew it closer and closer, moans rolling from her throat as Twilight tormented her with the metallic touch of the tool.

Her body was suddenly tense again as Twilight allowed the vibrator to glide over her folds, sending a jolt through her entire body as she lightly thrashed from the sensation, pleasure mounting as Twilight considered pushing it past the barrier, seeing just how Star's tight pussy took her instrument on the inside, how she hugged it and pushed her walls against it.

She'd hold off a little longer; she didn't want to push her too far yet. Twilight learnt to pay attention to the movements of her body, knowing when the electricity in her body was heightened and when she was going too far. "Now, Star, we're going to practice something called restraint." Twilight levitated over a small measure of rope, using it to tie up Star's wings behind her back. Star bit her lip as she looked down at Twilight, her breasts pushed up over the rope and heaving out. They looked quite appealing like that, Twilight had to admit. She'd have to let her tongue over them once or twice when she had a moment.

"Restraint how?" Star asked, her eyes wide, her expression considerably more innocent than Twilight considered her capable of

It only made her smile wider, a lustful glint in her eye. "I'm going to bring you as close to cumming as possible, and then I'm going to stop."

"Th-that sounds like torture," Star said through a gasp as Twilight went back to massaging her pussy with the vibrator, letting it hover over her clit for less than a second before pulling it back down. "Why would you do that?"

"I want to see how you react, of course!" Twilight had had enough of waiting, she pushed the vibrator into Star's tight hole, ramping up the intensity of the vibration as her tail tapped against Star's shins, working it in and out of her with a hoof as she imagined what she could put inside her next... she still had another hole to fill, after all.

Star's chest heaved harder as her breath rate increased, her pert breasts bouncing as Twilight worked the bullet in and out of her faster, pushing it in as deep as it would go, and with the help of magic a little further still, swiveling it on its axis inside her and making sure to hit all of her most sensitive spots. Twilight interwove another spell into the contact, one that allowed her to share Star's sensations, and through it, she could feel the orgasm beginning to build inside her, inside both of them as Twilight's ears folded from the blast of pleasure.

"S-Star," Twilight said through the laboured connection. "If I told you to be a good girl and do whatever I wanted from now on, what would you say?"

"I'd tell you 'you're not my princess'," Star snickered as she squirmed, her hips wriggling against the bullet, almost fighting it as she managed to withhold her own release.

Looked like she was made of strong stuff, but Twilight was prepared for that. She made a quick note of her tolerance before busting out another instrument, a medium sized butt plug. She continued to use her telekinesis to threat the vibrator in and out of Star's pussy, taking it out and rubbing it against her clit as she rubbed lubricant against her ass with a hoof, coating the butt plug in the same residue and beginning to push it inside of her.

"O-oh fuck... I'm not used to having something so thick in my ass," Star stuttered as Twilight pressed it deeper and deeper inside, Star's tight asshole slowly stretching to accommodate, her tail brushing against Twilight's hoof as she made the thing bottom out, lightly twisting it as Star groaned in appreciation.

"Someone likes that more than she's letting on," Twilight snickered, twisting the butt plug again as she ground the vibrator into Star's clit, the simultaneous sensations sending her into a frenzy as her wings strained against the rope, struggling to burst free.

Three spells now active at once, Twilight used a pencil to scribble down that satyrs responded to sensation through the stiffening of wings, quickened breath, moaning, panting, and expelling a good deal of wetness from their tight pussies. She was distracted enough that she wrote it exactly like that, too, completely verbatim.

...she'd tidy up her notes later, she was too lost in the moment to consider academic wording right now. Twilight checked that the slightly frayed rope was holding tight before moving the bullet to the side, setting it down and slowly revealing a larger toy, a rubber dildo moulded in the shape of a stallion's cock, eight inches long and two thirds as thick as her hoof.

Star looked slightly worried when she saw the size of the thing but quickly relaxed after a few strokes against her pussy from Twilight's hoof, only proving that she was steadily becoming more docile as she leaned back and rolled her head from side to side.

Twilight spat on the dildo, rubbing in her saliva and mixing it with the wetness of Star's folds, running it up and down her and slowly, incrementally beginning to insert it, paying special attention to her face and the way her body moved and twitched as she took almost half of it inside her. Twilight could have watched her little holes be filled for hours, marvelling at the sight, but she knew she could be multitasking right now.

She began to work the dildo further inside Star's tight hole as she twisted the butt plug inside her, sure that she'd be able to feel the two rubbing together now as she sauntered over to her top half, taking a small container of massage oil and letting it glaze over her skin, softly rubbing it in and making her crop top wet, exposing her hard nipples beneath as the fabric clung to her skin.

Twilight pulled against the tight rope, enjoying the small flinch Star gave in response as she pulled her top off, lavishing her breasts in broad tongue strokes and sensually working her way around her puffy nipples, taking them in her mouth and sweetly sucking as she caused the dildo to push into her hard, the ribbed cock pumping in and out, the medial ring stretching her pussy lips every time it passed them.

Twilight wanted to kick things up a notch, to really make her feel it, so she bit down on Star's nipple and continued nipping down her chest as she made the dildo fuck her harder, lacing yet another spell into picking up the bullet and rubbing it against her clit at half speed, her whole body shuddering as she got closer and closer, swearing and moaning and sweating profusely, her pussy dripping against the table as the sensations became harder to bear...

Twilight pushed and pushed and pushed as she began to lick at her neck, moving up to her lips and softly making out with her as she slammed her little cunt and asshole, her hind legs pressing down on her belly hard until she could feel the bulge against her fetlock from every entry deep enough in Star's belly that it must have been brushing her womb. Star's pants were almost completely out of control now, she looked like she could lose it at any moment, and she was breaking away from the kiss with her tongue lolling out to look Twilight deep in the eyes, her expression desperate. "T-Twilight, I think I'm gonna..."

"No, no you're not," Twilight grinned, pressing down on her belly hard as negative reinforcement and cutting off the magic completely, giving both her and Star a moment to breathe. The two of them panted and sweat together, staring directly at one another as Star became used to being stuffed full of toys being the default.

"Why did you do that?!" Star all but screamed, her eyes hard and angry. "I was so fucking close!"

"Exactly." Twilight smiled sweetly, scribbling a few more notes down and twisting around to look down at her soaked pussy, the dildo still buried two-thirds of the way inside. "And how about now? Do you think if I told you to be more respectful of Ponyville and its residents in future, you'd listen?"

"Ugh, just make me cum already."

Twilight turned back to her, batting her eyelids. "If I did make you cum, would you consider it?"

"M-maybe I could try and behave a little better," Star shrugged, appearing to appear nonchalant, but Twilight knew her experiment was already working.

"You know what you get when you behave yourself, don't you?"

"Mmh?" Star asked, her teeth pressed against her bottom lip.

"This," Twilight said, sending a pulse of magic through the dildo that she knew would resonate deep inside Star's pussy.

"Oh shit, that felt good..."

"You know what you get if you misbehave?"

Star slowly shook her head as Twilight's grin turned sinister. "Absolutely nothing."

"I-I just want you to make me cum, princess," Star replied, sounding increasingly needy with each passing second.

Twilight had resumed fiddling with the butt plug as she fished around the bag for something else to play with, a leather flogger with a good number of tassles now laid in her grip, which she slowly draped over Star's belly and thighs. "Then are you going to ask nicely?"

"Make me cum, princess."

With a sharp crack! Twilight slapped the flogger over Star's thigh, leaving a light red mark and making her cry out in a mixture of pain and pure excitement. "Try again, you know you can be more polite."

"Fine," she huffed, her wings still pressing against the restraints. "Please make me cum, princess."

Another crack!, this one harsher than the last. "What's with the attitude?" Twilight scolded with a slight frown. "I thought was this was a request? Stop pretending you're in any position of power and lose the tone."

Star seemed to struggle, fumbling over her words for a little while, but the voice that eventually left her mouth was sweeter, more fragile. "I'm sorry, princess. Could you please make me cum? I really, really want to..."

A third strike from the flogger was her response, causing her to rub against her ass where the leather hit. "Mmf, each time you do that my ass clenches around the thing in my ass and it feels really fucking good... what was that one for?"

"That last one?" Twilight repeated as if she had no clue what Star was talking about, pretending to think. Eventually, she met her gaze. "I just felt like it." Maybe Twilight was feeling a little naughty. Maybe, sometimes, she had to misbehave a little herself, even if it was the behaviour she was trying to coax out of the sexy little satyr laid beneath her.

Twilight sparked her horn, allowing the dildo to pulse inside of Star's pussy as she gave her what she wanted, pulling the penultimate item out of her bag—those cute metal nipple clamps—and placing them over Star, slowly tightening them as her breath caught in her throat. Twilight sparked her spell once again, sharing the sensations in her pussy, her ass, even against her teats, and fuck, did it feel good.

She planted herself on Star as she continued to work, softly grinding her pussy against Star's belly as she continued to bring her closer to climax, growing increasingly certain with each passing moment that this had to be the absolute best way to practice diplomacy with another species. Why had no one thought of it sooner?

Star's wings broke from the restraints, spread stiff and throbbing as she took short, sharp breaths, and Twilight realised it was the only place she wasn't stimulating. Time to fix that. Laying forwards, Twilight took a wing to her lips and kissed, sucked, and licked around it, playing with the luxurious feathers and nipping at the wingbone, travelling from one to the other and teasing her clamped nipples in between as still the dildo continued to pound her, rubbing against the firmly planted butt plug.

"Oh my gosh, Twilight..." Wow, she'd even substituted swearing. This was going even better than she'd anticipated. Twilight allowed another spell to fire into action, removing the butt plug and swapping holes with the dildo, stretching out Star's ass further and causing her to scream, but with only a stern look from Twilight that scream melted into a little whimper, which soon became silence as her body shook under the thickness it received.

The vibrator came into play next, rubbing a rhythm that would make her reach heaven, the intensity turned up to the max and blasting her pussy with wave after wave of pleasure, all of which Twilight could feel as she instructed this girl, taught her to behave, taught her to be a good little satyr...

Fuck, she couldn't take it anymore. Time to bust out the surprise, or she'd give up and cum before Star did, and that was just from sharing her sensations alone. Well, that and watching her enjoy herself.

Cutting off her magic, Twilight went to her bag and took out the last thing, a large, thick double ended dildo, designed for two to share and enjoy. Star looked ready to cheer when she saw it, but Twilight pressed her hoof against her lips first, silencing her. "Now, do you think you've earned this?"

Star didn't move to remove Twilight's hoof, only nodding with glossy eyes.

"I'll give this to you, we can use it together, but you have to promise me not to cum until I tell you to. Okay?"

Slowly, Twilight removed her hoof, allowing Star to speak. "Y-yes, please. Anything for you, princess."

"Good girl," Twilight kissed her on the lips before laying opposite her, pushing the dildo against Star's pussy first. She should have been taking more notes, but fuck notes at this point. They would have only come out as scribbles anyway.

Slipping it into Star was difficult, and took a lot of angling and precision, even considering how much she'd already been stretched, but eventually, it met its mark, sliding inside her and holding in place as she squeezed around it, tears forming in her eyes from its thickness.

Twilight's turn. She took some of her juices and smeared them over her end of the dildo with a hoof, lathering it up and slowly bringing it closer to her little hole, pushing against it and trying as hard as she could to fit it inside. Truth be told, she had never used this toy before, and right then she was finding it to be quite the difficult push, but her aching, yearning pussy wasn't taking no for an answer, after all of this it needed to be filled.

Twilight rubbed the dildo against her folds as she attempted to stretch herself out, the soft rubber teasing her and brushing against her nub as she managed to push its helmet partway in, her body shuddering from the feeling as she fought to control her breath, shifting forwards and attempting to take more and more as she used her magic to force it further, shimmying down onto it and locking her hind legs with Star's as their tails touched beneath a trail of their liquids, separated by a foot of thick rubber cock.

Twilight's tail twitched against Star's as she pushed herself forwards, slowly, slowly inching closer as Star sat up, doing the same, the pair of them nearing one another as the dildo pushed further and further inside of them. Once they had swallowed a third of it each, they were finally close enough to kiss, and Twilight opened her muzzle to touch tongues with Star, gently licking at her as they both bucked their hips forwards, the nipple clamps still pressing down on Star as she moaned into Twilight's mouth.

The pair allowed their tongues to explore as they finally pushed the whole of the dildo inside of their stretched pussies, their lips lightly smacking together as they continued to push forwards, their clits lightly grinding together as they became so strained, so close, on the verge of losing absolutely everything.

Twilight felt like there was a hurricane sweeping through her, inviting a melody of beautiful motion that seemed to never end, the kind that swept her up and caused her to be completely lost in the moment, so lost that she barely considered her actions. She didn't care about progress, didn't care about cognizance, all she needed was to keep going, to keep thrusting, to bring the two of them closer to a shared and passionate expulsion of desire that they'd needed for far too long.

Twilight's pussy was burning with need, she was clenched so tightly around the dildo and wanted to cum so desperately, she had a hoof between her legs and was furiously rubbing her clit, grinding against Star's in the process as their chests pressed together and she felt her soft breasts bouncing against her, and holy shit was she about to burst from the combination of Star's tongue, the dildo, and her amazing body.

"S-star..." Twilight moaned out, her eyes squeezed shut as she felt her orgasm beginning to build no matter what she might have done to attempt to keep it at bay. "Star... you can..."

She was way ahead of her. With a sudden convulsion and a loud cry of pleasure, Star came around the dildo, her juices sliding all over the rod as she let her pussy repeatedly pulse along its length. Twilight pulled it from her them, eliciting a satisfied gasp as she brought it over to herself, using her magic to take almost its entire length before tearing it out and squirting her juices all over her little satyr test subject.

Her belly burned as she let loose her first spurt of cum, the feeling that had been growing inside of her for so long finally being released in a wet and messy display as she coated Star, spraying herself onto her thighs, pussy, stomach, and even tits as she released jet after jet of sticky, clear marecum, completely soaking her partner as she laid back panting, glazing her even as the feeling heightened inside of Twilight.

It reached its apex as Twilight flicked a hoof over her clit one last time, the coup de grace that sent her into overdrive, shooting one final jet that glazed Star as she laid back and set her head against the end of the table, allowing her breath to catch up with her and the pleasant ache in her body to finally subside.

After what felt like years of laying there, completely defeated, Twilight dragged herself to her hooves and looked over her conquest one last time, who appeared to be completely spent and now laid with a dumb little smile on her face. Celestia, was she cute when she was covered in cum.

"Hey, Star?"

"Yeah, Twilight?"

Time to see if her experiment was fruitful. "Think you could go out there and tell your friends to chill with the noise, that party time's over?"

"Hmm..." Star cocked her head, a smirk settling on her lips. "Depends, will you give me another orgasm like that if I do?"

"Heh, I can't give you an orgasm every time you do something constructive."

"How about just some of the time?" Star asked, almost looking as if she was begging from where she laid, still covered.

"...deal. Do you want some help cleaning up?"

Star took a finger and ran it over one of her breasts, scooping up a small measure of Twilight's cum and bringing it to her lips. "Already ahead of you, princess."

"Maybe I wanted to lick it off?"

"Better get there fast then, you're pretty tasty."

It's funny, she never thought she'd catch herself saying it, but Twilight could really get used to this satyr.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Through extensive research, I have discovered that other species such as the satyr respond positively to sexual stimulants including but not limited to those induced or assisted by floggers, butt plugs, vibrators, dildos, nipple clamps, and wet, sloppy kisses.

Personally, my recommendation for any pony looking to befriend a satyr is to carry these tools at all times and ask them whether they wish to engage in sexual activity. This shouldn't be a problem for the average adult pony, as they are extremely attractive and seem to have a very high sex drive.

Once sexually sated, they are happy to coexist in harmony with you and are genuinely quite pleasant. My test subject, Star Runner and I have been conducting experiments of this nature for two weeks now, and her behaviour only seems to improve each time.

Furthermore, I've noticed that she is particularly agreeable when I speak to her in a lower tone and that she is quick to say yes to me if I slide something big in her ass.

Please forward my findings along with attached documents and diagrams to the appropriate foreign relations teams, as I feel they could be a great benefit to the ongoing struggle to establish a healthy cohabitation between ponies and satyrs.

Lots of love,

Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship.

PS. They're great fucks, bag one while you can.